My Son Peed on my Modem and Cut Me Off from the World
Really what else is there to say. Except when I told a friend of mine, her response was, "You are going to blog about this, right?"
Here are the gory details. Jack (who else did you think it was) was playing on the computer and drinking is 12th cup of water for the day. Needless to say, wet diapers do not bother this child. He will walk around hauling a bowling ball in his pants and not say a word. Well, that is exactly what was happening yesterday when he slipped off the chair, landed square on the modem causing his filled to capacity diaper to explode, leaking urine inside of the modem, shorting it out and disconnecting me from the outside world.
How did I figure this out you ask? Well, modems get warm and let's just say that cooking urine is easy to detect.
Ha, ha, ha!! Hee, hee! Chuckle, chuckle!!
When I saw the title I wondered how in the world that could have happened...
Oh, the warm urine smell from the modem must be just... inspiring.
Posted by:Mayhem | May 17, 2008 at 01:07 AM
ha!! THere is nothing else to see. I feel for you.
Posted by:susiej | May 19, 2008 at 09:40 AM
Oh that is HILARIOUS.
Posted by:Stephanie | May 19, 2008 at 11:45 AM
And you've still got Internet access? Wow, that's a heck of a modem.
Posted by:patois | May 19, 2008 at 04:33 PM
Oh no. I had to buy a new modem. He totally fried the old one.
Posted by:Laundry & Children | May 19, 2008 at 09:50 PM