Driving by Hooters
Rachel: Nicholas, do you know what Hooters means?
Nicholas: No.
Rachel: It means boobies. You know, like what Ariel has but without the sea shells.
Nicholas: Mommy, are there boys at that restaurant too?
Me: Yes. There are boys there too.
Nicholas: Do they like the girls?
Me: Yes.
Nicholas: Do the boys like the girls because they are nice or because of the boobies?
Me: Oh I don't know honey.
Nicholas: Why do boys like boobies? Do they want to drink milk like a baby?
Me: Hey, kids look a Toys R Us.